Daily Diatribe 4/1/01:"Answers
to all that ails the world -- find them here!"
Ha ha. Fooled ya. I don't actually have anything to say.
Happy April Fool's Day. Go buy some colorfully decorated sugar cookies shaped like fools. And don't forget to put the "Happy April Fool's Day" banner you made with your dot-matrix printer up over the doorway to your home. Your neighbors look forward to that each year and would hate you for letting such a noble tradition die.
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